Top heavy and over the hill
Pamela Anderson is facing some stiff competition in Dancing With the Stars. She's up against Erin Peephole Andrews and one of America's most formidable uteri Kate Gosselin. Olympian Apolo Ohno has also said that he thinks she's too top heavy to stand much of a chance. Plus Pam's no spring chicken anymore. She's 40 years old (although she could easily pass for 50!). So what can Pam do to give herself an edge? Well maybe something involving a stripper pole would help.
To give Pam a break she doesn't have to be that good. Most people will only be tuning in for the inevitable wardrobe malfunction.
