Robert Pattinson smells, possibly hetero

There's been a lot of talk about Robert Pattinson, a lot of it from Pattinson himself. For instance he hates Valentine's Day and claims that he's disturbed by vaginas. Well here's some more talk from Pattinson in which he assures his many fans that some male on male sex scenes he's done were highly uncomfortable. The translation of that is "I'm in love with Katie Holmes" though in this case Katie Holmes is Kristin Stewart. Pairing them up off scene is convenient and good hype. Because they haven't announced that they're a couple no one can claim that Pattinson & Co are being misleading.



If you think that smells funny then you're not the only one. James Bond producers have ruled him out as the new 007 because he has awful BO. Now he wouldn't be the only actor in Hollywood to have foul odor. The combination of chemical and scat fetish means that celebs smell worse than shit. So it's safe to assume that the Bond crew have worked with smellier people. Oh yeah, & Pattinson runs like a little sissy.



Someone who always smells like a 'Rose' is former Golden Girl Betty White. She's had a long career in TV. She was one of the first women to produce her own show. She has career longevity too. She started out in the 50's, then became known as hot to trot happy homemaker - slut Sue Ann Nivens in the Mary Tyler Moore Show. By the 80's she'd done a 180 degree about face by portraying lovable ding bat Rose on GG with Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan, and Estelle Getty. Her career still has momentum behind it, courtesy of Facebook. She's recently taped her Saturday Night Live episode. Here's Betty to talk about SNL and lap dances.



Now here's a gal who sure looks smelly. She's Jesse James' porn star ex Janine Lindemuller and she's suing for custody of the kids.



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