sex couple splits
Either there is a strange alignment of planets or some one's text message got loose because there's a slew of high profile celebrity bust ups. First off Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds. They got married about a couple of years back. They hooked up back in the heady days of Obamamania. That was an optimistic time and people may have been more inclined to take chances. Well Obamamania is over and so are the Reynolds-Johanssons.The couple have issued the standard press release in which they wish each other well, claim that they are still friends, and refuse to blame each other for the bust up. Now the split must've been a bad one if they feel the need to put a good face on it like that. Some gossip sites are claiming that they've been busted up for the past 6 months. Maybe Ryan decided to enjoy his Sexiest Man Alive status.
Insiders say that it was Scarlett who initiated the split. Apparently she's been unhappy in the relationship for awhile (it couldn't have been that long because the marriage hasn't lasted that long). AS for Ryan, he's seeking comfort with his ex. Ryan's people are quick to emphasis that comfort doesn't mean in a sexual way. There's still a divorce proceeding going on and who would want it to shift from irreconcilable difference to alienation of affection or even adultery.
Hurley loses another one
Ryan and Scary ain't the only pair of love birds to fly into that great high rise window known as divorce. Elizabeth Hurley has filed for divorce from her significant other Arun Nayar. Hurley has had a colorful past, maybe even more so than her former main man Hugh Grant. Back in the days when they were still together Liz cheated on Hugh with her Passenger 57 co star Tom Sizemore.Sizemore was a talented actor but is better known today as a drug addict, occasional Celebrity Rehab guest, and frequent mention in gossip and crime columns. Sizemore is heavy drug user and looks skeevy, so who knows what kind of diseases she risked by hooking up with him. AS for Sizemore, he admits he did Hurley, but only as a way of putting Grant in his place. He said in an interview that while he was doing Hurley he kept picturing Grant's "smug handsome face". Now he's probably not the first guy to picture some one else while plugging Hurley's bung hole, but that borders on latent homosexuality.
So they went their separate ways: Grant to a $40 dollar blow job and mug shot, Hurley to Arun. She came to that marriage with a rep, and bill of health, only slightly better than Paris Hilton. Arun's family is very well off so naturally they were less than thrilled about Hurley as an addition to the family. Arun's mom took the news almost as badly as Danny Moder's mom when she learned that her son was doing Julia Roberts. Arun's father disowned him. Since Arun worked in the family business and lived on the family estate, this cramped his style. There's a good woman behind every successful man!
Well that thing has run it's course with the announcement that the Hurley-Nayar marriage has gone tits up. It had a good reason for going tits up too - Hurley is allegedly cheating with Aussie cricketer Shane Warne. For those unfamiliar with Warne he looks like a big meatball with spiky blond hair and an orange rub on tan. Think of him as a grown up Bart Simpson on steroids! So it's lucky for Hurley that she managed to bag him before Katie Jordan Price snapped him up. Liz has her hooks firmly in though - it's been reported that the odd couple spent the night together in London's Bently Hotel! The good news is that Nayar can now move out of the dog house and back into the family home!Wonder Woman dumped?
That brings us to Megan Gale and Andy Lee. They're kind of a big deal Downunder. Megan was almost a big deal all over, since she was cast to play Wonder Woman in a now defunct film project that also was to feature Common as Green Lantern. Apart from that she was best known as a runway model and David Jones spokesperson, until Miranda Kerr got her job. Not that Miranda edged her out. Megan quit convinced that Wonder Woman was gonna be her ticket to movie stardom. Everyone assured her that the project was a go and Megan being unfamiliar with movie people believed them. That was very naive of her. It alos left her at loose ends.Without much in the way of a career Gale started her own fashion line - Isola. She also got sued over the name since it was similar to another fashion design firm. When she wasn't designing bikini's she was a regular guest host on her boyfriend's popular radio show Hamish & Andy Lee. So you could say that she was in a slump.
It gets worse. Megan is currently about 33. That's not only past your best before date as a fashion model (but don't get me wrong because Gale is till unbelievably gorgeous), but it's running into overtime with your biological clock. Gale made some noise about reproducing, but Andy made more noises about being happy with the current arrangement. So Andy kept grinning as Gale's facial features kept contracting into a tight little knot at the center of her face. Eventually the inevitable happened and Megan cut Lee loose. They made some public statements about still being the best of 'mates', and even cracked wise about Megan being seen kissing Liz Hurley in a glass elevator. It's a relief to know that's a joke since Gale can do way better!
When Dexter gets messy, he gets seriously messy
That brings us to another 2 year bust up. Dexter star Michael C Hall has split from his wife Dexter co star Jennifer Carpenter. They seemed like a good match since they're both Southerners and serious television actors. When Hall got cancer Carpenter nursed him through his illness much the way Loni Anderson nursed Burt Reynolds through his health issues. That had some commenting that Carpenter was a keeper.Hall wasn't to keep her long. Rumors started circulating about some awful fights between the couple on the Dexter set. The fights supposedly pertained to Hall's supposed cheating with Julia Stiles. So there's a kick in the pants for everyone who still insisted that Hall was a closeted gay. Some reports have Dexter doing Stile since October. Lainey says:
I mentioned yesterday that there are a few more details about one of the recent splits announced in Hollywood this week. Turns out there was someone else: his love interest this season on his tv show. Their chemistry was so crazy and so evident to everyone that writer and producers, seeing it play out on set, actually cranked up their sex scenes to capture it for show. Her career has seen a resurgence since.
Eventually the two fell in love. They were together, very close, at a Halloween party in New York this fall hosted by a famously controversial writer (this isn’t a super important detail) and those who observed them that night are not surprised now that he’s ended it with his wife.So that has everyone speculating on the future of the series. In particular it has everyone speculating about Carpenter's future with the series. Things are so tense between the estranged couple now that it's practically impossible for them to work together. So if the series is to survive then some one has to go. Since it's unlikely to be Hall, it looks like Carpenter's character Deb Morgan may not survive this season. Just another example of how fucking in the work place can be such a bad career move. It's also an example of how looks and money aren't the answer to life.
