Remember Jason Alexander? Now I'm not referring to the Seinfeld sidekick who didn't go cuckoo at the Laugh Factory. This is the guy who was briefly married to Britney Spears about 5 years back. That was when Brit was just starting to head of the rails. Britney was just coming off of her difficult relationship with Justin Timberlake, and so she hooked up with a former high school sweat heart on the rebound. She married Alexander in some quickie Vegas ceremony. Within 48 hours saner heads prevailed and the marriage got annulled.
Alexander has kept in touch - on and off - with Britney over the years though. In fact she confides in him. Not just little things either like "Kim Kardashian is a no talent slut" or "Guess which A Lister likes to wear a diaper during sex" - the typical girl talk of Hollywood. She shares some deeply personal shit with her erstwhile significant other. Stuff like her current significant other Jason Trawick beats her!
According to Alexander he was on the blower with Britney, or maybe it was by e mail - that's not important. What is important is what Brit told him. She said that Jason is violent, and that her life has become a nightmare (those who have followed Britney over the years might take issue with the word "become" since it seems that her life became a nightmare many years back). In fact Britney went on to claim that douchetard Trawick has beat her on a number of occasions, and once even gave her a black eye. The exact exchange went like this:
Alexander: “How’s your problems with your fiancé?”
Britney: “That (bleep) is not my fiancé.”
Alexander: “I thought he proposed to you or something at the beach.”
Britney: “Before or after he beat on me?”
The plot thickens. Brit went on to reveal to Alexander that she was pregnant with Trawick's baby earlier this year. No word on what eventually became of the pregnancy, but you can have three guesses - first 2 don't count.
Things seemed to have quieted down for Britney over the past year or 2. Ever since she got Sam Lutfi out of her life and her father Jamie back in things seemed to be sailing on an even keel for her. Her conservator ship had only recently been extended, so many of us hoped that the troubled performer might finally find some peace, or at least stability in her life. Now like a dormant volcano slowly rumbling back to life, it appears that we are having another occurrence of that force of nature commonly known as Britney Spears!
