Britney gets her head read

Britney Spears might be getting her head read. Now some would say that's way over due. Britney has been out on a limb ever since she shaved her head and went completely nuts. You'll probably remember those heady days because she was a constant topic of conversation on late night monologues and in tabloid newspapers. It ended with falling under the control of Sam Lutfi - her personal Osama Bin Laden - and getting carted off on a stretcher to the local nut house.

It also added the catchy phrase 5150 hold to the vernacular. %150 hold is an order committing some one to a psych ward against their will cause they've gone bat shit, and before long we'd be hearing it in relation to other young stars like Mischa Barton; while it continued to hang ominously over the head of Lindsay Lohan for years! When the dust cleared Britney's career was in tatters, she was missing about 40 mill allegedly embezzled by Mr Lutfi, and Lutfi himself was in hiding and dodging a subpoena from spears' family lawyers. Oh yeah and Britney was under conservatorship. That means she was too fucked up to handle her own affairs.

Conservatorship worked out for Britney. It put her father James Parnell Spears in charge of everything. That meant Lutfi and his sleazy ways were a thing of the past. So Britney could concentrate on her music and her health. There were several come backs; the accumulative effect of which was a career revival. Spears may not have been her old self again, but she was on the charts and was a show biz force to be reckoned with again. Not that had to be too good to last.

Just as the Good Ship Britney seemed to be back on course some bad news popped out from the past like an ice berg menacing the Titanic. That bad news came in the form of the aforementioned Sam Lutfi. Seems like he's locked in some sort of a law suit against The Family Spears, and against Brit's Mom Lynn in particular. Lynn wrote a biography and covered Britney awkward stage. Lynn went on to alleged that Lutfi drugged spears, poisoned her mind, cut her off from family and friends, and then squandered the poor befuddled girl's money and ruined her career! All that's pretty well documented in the tabs, but Lutdi still takes exception to having his reputation besmirched. So he's hauled Lynn into court.

Naturally Lutfi says that all this is untrue. Furthermore he says that Britney was a mess before he got any where near her. Call that the "It was like that when I got here" defense. To that end he's hired his very own professional expert UCLA Assistant Professor of Psychiatry Joshua Pretsky to back him up. He also wants Spears to take the stand too. Now her kin folk are agin' it. For one thing they don't like her havin' any truck with that thar Lutfi fella. Fer another they thing the poor gal is just too dang sick and confused to go doin' any testifyin' in a court o' law. So they want Brit excused from a witness call on the grounds of her delicate health and mental condition, for which she still requires an on going conservatorship.

There's just one problem. Britney did a recent interview with Ryan Seacrest (who needs to line up new work now that Simon Cowell is off of American Idol). Pretsky watched the interview and according to him:

"In the Ryan Seacrest interview, which was recorded approximately two months ago, Britney Spears is interviewed at length, and she responds logically and coherently to questions, evidencing logical thinking and mental competency. The edited interviews in the [MTV] video documentary also evidence coherent and logical thinking, responsiveness to questions, and mental competence ... In my opinion, there is good cause to conduct an Independent Medical Examination to investigate the Conservators' claim that Ms. Spears is not mentally capable of testifying, and the claim that she was not mentally competent to enter into a binding contract. ..."

So there we are: her kin folk claim she's too sick and confused to speak out on her own behalf, while the crooks want to hear it from her! Meanwhile the out come of a nasty libel case hangs in the balance. That means there's own one way to resolve it. Britney's got to go to an independent court appointed shrink to find out if she's fit and qualified to speak up for her self, and whether the strain of doing that might send her into another down ward spiral of pink wigs and Starbucks runs that will make Charlie Sheen look like a droopy eyed armless memory. To that end a motion was filed past Monday at Los Angeles Superior Court, asking a judge to order Ms Britney to get herself assessed. Brit's date with the doctor will depend on the judge's ruling. The judge's ruling will depend on whether or not some more urgent celebrity mayhem develops; like another occurrence of Lindsay Lohan, or whether Mel & Oksany decide to have at one 'nother gain! Stay Tuned!!

Britney Spears in abusive relationship

Remember Jason Alexander? Now I'm not referring to the Seinfeld sidekick who didn't go cuckoo at the Laugh Factory. This is the guy who was briefly married to Britney Spears about 5 years back. That was when Brit was just starting to head of the rails. Britney was just coming off of her difficult relationship with Justin Timberlake, and so she hooked up with a former high school sweat heart on the rebound. She married Alexander in some quickie Vegas ceremony. Within 48 hours saner heads prevailed and the marriage got annulled.

Alexander has kept in touch - on and off - with Britney over the years though. In fact she confides in him. Not just little things either like "Kim Kardashian is a no talent slut" or "Guess which A Lister likes to wear a diaper during sex" - the typical girl talk of Hollywood. She shares some deeply personal shit with her erstwhile significant other. Stuff like her current significant other Jason Trawick beats her!

According to Alexander he was on the blower with Britney, or maybe it was by e mail - that's not important. What is important is what Brit told him. She said that Jason is violent, and that her life has become a nightmare (those who have followed Britney over the years might take issue with the word "become" since it seems that her life became a nightmare many years back). In fact Britney went on to claim that douchetard Trawick has beat her on a number of occasions, and once even gave her a black eye. The exact exchange went like this:

Alexander: “How’s your problems with your fiancé?”
Britney: “That (bleep) is not my fiancé.”
Alexander: “I thought he proposed to you or something at the beach.”
Britney: “Before or after he beat on me?”

The plot thickens. Brit went on to reveal to Alexander that she was pregnant with Trawick's baby earlier this year. No word on what eventually became of the pregnancy, but you can have three guesses - first 2 don't count.

Things seemed to have quieted down for Britney over the past year or 2. Ever since she got Sam Lutfi out of her life and her father Jamie back in things seemed to be sailing on an even keel for her. Her conservator ship had only recently been extended, so many of us hoped that the troubled performer might finally find some peace, or at least stability in her life. Now like a dormant volcano slowly rumbling back to life, it appears that we are having another occurrence of that force of nature commonly known as Britney Spears!

Wondertrash has a brush with Britney?

Britney Spears & bogus zen

A few days ago a friend of mind posted a Britney Spears liveleak video to his youtube account, so that I might use it on my blog. It was the What Britney Spears Really Sounds Like On Stage.flv video. Well my friend informs me that sometime last night he received a terse response on the comments section of the video - simply "liar". It was posted @ about 1 AM and is listed as from

QueenPopBritneyTv. That's Britney's official youtube presence.

sucky yucks

Don't you just love how he got sucky once he thought that he'd pinged on Britney's radar? While I have a hard time believing that Britney would bother with anything that he, or I, posted, I can believe that she spends the wee hours of the morning awake and surfing the Internet.

Wondertrash goes boguszen:

"Misprints, like the foolishness of men, are the wisdom of God"
~ Malcolm Muggeridge

Speaking of wonder there's this young Canadian actress named Julia Voth who recently did a flick called Bitch Slap. It was a sort of Quentin Tarantino tribute picture. Anyway Voth has been mentioned on this blog from time to time as a possible candidate to play Wonder Woman in the movie that's never getting made. She's tall, dark haired, blue eyed, awesome looking, and knows her way around an action scene. In case you need any more convincing, then just look @ this!

It's hard to argue after that isn't it?

Britney Spears Sounding Shiteous

Making Cheetos: It Ain't Easy Being Cheesy

Britney Spears has been back on the radar lately with a lot of those 'more of the same' stories. Apparently she's had some kind of freak out while visiting Disneyland with her boys Sean Preston and Jayden James, plus her boyfriend manager Jason Trawick. There was a fuss. Brit locked her self in her hotel room with the scissors and chopped off her hair again - clogging the toilet int he process. The boys never got their private audience with Mickey Mouse. The whole unhappy incident did keep tongues wagging briefly, until Lindsay Lohan got fitted with her nifty new ankle bracelet anyway.

Far more disturbing than Brit's off stage antics are her on stage antics. There have been a lot of rumours about Brit lip sinking her way through her concerts. It's no secret that she's off her game. Many of her dance routines look like she might have been performing them while either drunk, or pilled out of her gourd. So it's kind of an open secret that Brit performs with an accompanying sound track to fill in, either when she forgets the words, or when her voice is a little rough.

That left open the question "How rough is her voice?" Since this is the information age, when there is an open question some one is gonna use available technology to get an answer. So during one of her recent concerts some one managed to tap into her microphone feed. This allowed them to record Spears actual singing voice ungilded by audio back ups. The resulting tape was pretty bad. By pretty bad I mean that Spears' voice sounded like Whitney Houston was being beaten with a bag of cats! You might think that's a colourful exaggeration of the kind bloggers use to over state a point. Fortunately the tape is available and after listening you'll probably realize that it would be hard to overstate how bad Spears was. Just have a listen:

I wanna welcome you to a world where anything can possibly happen (and unfortunately usually does!)

Was that horrendous. She's must've set every dog with in ear shot wailing and howling in response! You've got to break out the thesaurus and run down the synonyms of terrible just to get the right descriptive terms for her cacophony of caterwauling. At least there's a bright side to it - though she's no Crystal Bowersox, Britney does continue to make a very good living out of her very bad singing. Brit's just damned lucky that she wasn't performing in front of Simon Cowell, and within point blank range of his infamous acid tongue!

Lunatic Photo Editing

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick Break- Up

Sandra Bullock is gonna have some company at Heartbreak Hotel. Britney Spears is once again on the market. The singer has split from Jason Trawick. Trawick is a long time friend and manager of Spears, and was recently linked to her romantically. The official word from the couple is that there is no break up.



BTW word has it that Jesse James is linked to his little slut Michelle Bombshell McGee via Twitter. Also there are some funky videos of McGee on youtube and over @ Starcasm!