a holy roller and a hot Tamili
The Swami has been in trouble before. He allegedly defrauded some of his followers by telling them he was God or something. Indians are a religious people so many were willing to over look his enthusiasm. When the 'sex tape' emerged however, they were not willing to turn a blind eye. After all, a man claiming to be God and about half the time convincing folk that he is should have a better idea of how to comport himself on video tape (or he might have even realized that the tape was there). So the more devout in India became outraged. At last report the Swami's ashram has been burned to the ground and the Swami himself has gone into hiding! Maybe Tiger Woods can now take comfort in knowing that there is someone worse off than himself. So that's what you give the man who has everything - cold comfort!
Informed people will know that sex has caused it's share of problems to those in public life, and nowhere more so than in the rough and tumble bloodsport of politics! The list of the damged and done for include Bill Clinton, John Edwards (the National Enquirer got a Pulitzer Prize nom for breaking that one!), Elliot Spitzer, and that Republican guy who insisted that he wasn't gay even after he was arrested for soliciting an undercover policeman in a public restroom. He went on to vote against a gay rights bill just to prove it!only in Canada?
Here in Canada we've taken precautions against such sexual shenanigans. We voted in a robot for Prime Minister. Stephen Harper seems completely devoid of anything remotely resembling human emotion (unless you count ambition as an emotion). With the human element factored out of the equation we should be safe from any American style political scandal. However with the recent perogging of Parliament (Perogging is a Canadian political technicality so obscure that it doesn't make spell check. It does allow the PM to suspend parliament.) it did look like the machines might be trying to take over. No method is perfect. We Canadians are a mild mannered people who prefer our political scandals to involve bureaucratic jargon rather than wild hookers in hot tubs.
Jon Goselin photo tweeted by Hailey Glassman
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