Is this a story of Good vs Evil? G vs E, that's what it is!
So how the hell did Christine O Donnell manage to get elected. Some say, naive types mostly, that it's the power of the grass roots Teaparty movement. Others suspect that there might be a darker force involved. What force and how dark? Well Christine herself hints at this back when she was one of Bill Maher's regulars on his old Politically Incorrect series. Christine appeared in 22 episodes, and during one she fesses up to having gone over to the dark side. Here's Missy Chrissy herself:
O’DONNELL: I dabbled into witchcraft — I never joined a coven. But I did, I did. … I dabbled into witchcraft. I hung around people who were doing these things. I’m not making this stuff up. I know what they told me they do. [...]
One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar, and I didn’t know it. I mean, there’s little blood there and stuff like that. … We went to a movie and then had a midnight picnic on a satanic altar.
deals with the dark - batteries not inculed
In other words Little Miss Teabagger has "gone Faustian" as we say in the business. "Gone Faustian" means that she may have made a deal with the devil. Now that's not too surprising. The entertainment industry is full of that sort of thing. Politics has been rapidly catching up ever since the Reagan Era. The way it usually works is that some one wants something - like a movie role or a political office - so badly that they're willing to do anything to get it (morlocks - soul brokering demons - are drawn to people with strong desires). The next thing they know Darth Vader is at the front door with a parchment/contract and asking them to sign in blood. If they do, then presto chango suddenly they go from nowhere to the fast lane in under 60 seconds. How do you think Bill O Reilly went from the host of A Current Affair to the most influential news anchor in America? It worked out just like Rupert Morlock told him it would. Unfortunately Ole Rups forgot to mention that peer respect wasn't included in the deal.
American Gothic - evil is relative, but loyalty counts!
Of course it'll cost ya. In addition to your immortal soul you might be required to do certain favours for the dark side from time to time. Like support a war, get an abortionist killed by stirring up trouble on the evening news, or even participate in an upcoming reality TV series! Deals with darkness are a very dirty business. Then, when your contract runs out, you die and become a morlock ("morlocks are the mortal danger"). Or you can renounce your deal. Since that means going back to obscurity, few do. Except for all those tragic child stars and celebrity also rans. Needless to say it's easier to stay out than to get out.
As for Missy Chrissy, she ain't the only Teabagger who's into evil shit. Just take a look at what some of these fiends are into on the sly, behind their well intentioned supporters backs and under their very noses!
Beastiality, women with horses, and all under the guise of traditional home spun Americana! The minions of darkness are surely a fiendish lot. The was probably more to it than "construction business antics" (who knew construction was so colorful?). My guess is that this was one of they weird paganisitical rites! Some strange practice that unleashes the very dark forces that make stuff happen - like getting teabaggers elected, or foisting the Palins on the public!
Suffice it to say that some very bad shit is going down now. So keep your guard up. Further more you should inform yourself about what you can do to stay prepared! The Forces Of Evil, or FOE for our purposes, are formidable but like Superman they do have their weaknesses. Just take a glimpse a the following entertaining video from 1999 to see what's going on and what you can do about it.
Good vs Evil - Orange Volvo
So the good news is that this tide of evil can be stemmed. Faustians can be saved, if you can get them to renounce. Just stay clear on the basics: don't interfere with the natural order of things, remember that this has nothing to do with Viet Nam, and whatever you do don't choke on your nuts!
For more on what's really going on check out the latest transmission from Gary the Spaceman Bell & The View From Space.
