a boozer, a user, & a loser - trashy and hilarious
You may remember actress Jaime Pressly from such shows as Trailer Park Boys rip off series My Name is Earl. She's the one who played the blond tramp who was constantly trying to kill her ex husband - Scientology Jason Lee. Jason Lee may have never worked out his karma, but karma recently caught up with the hot trampy blond. The TV slut got busted driving around Santa Monica at about 11 PM. The cops noticed some erratic driving, pulled over the actress, and performed a field sobriety test; which the little slut failed! After that she got whisked away to the Lindsay Lohan Celebrity Holding Cell and held on 15 000 bail!Now just because Pressly played a drugged out drunken tramp on TV is no reason why she has to act like one in real life - though you have to admire her commitment to holding up the image! Still let's give her the benefit of the doubt. Maybe all those years on Earl finally caught up with her. Since it was about the only significant role that she has ever had it was bound to make an impression on her little bleached blond head. She did do more than one hilarious mug shot back in her trailer park days. Lets have a little look back at JP's greatest hits!
So Ms Pressly has had some practice in posing for mugshots. IN fact she cut a merry figure indeed, back in her Earl heyday. In real life she seems much more crest fallen. Then again, as Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, and numerous others could have told Ms Pressly, the real thing is a lot different then say the Earl thing. So even though she got tons and tons of attention over it, it might not be much to smile about.
We should give Ms. Jaime a break though. This was bound to happen. It's been brewing ever since her bachelorette party! That was when she got photographed by some near by paparazzi while performing "dare number 8". Lest you ask what dare number 8 was, here's one those embarrassing pictures!
Jaime laughed that one off, claiming that it was a fake. She claimed that she poured water out from a near by bottle, just out of site of the cameras. Still the whole deal was embarrassing enough tog et her featured in infamous celebrity blog Perezhilton. So after that, you'd think getting featured in a real life mugshot would be a snap! She'd better shape up though, or her next role will be as Jerri Blank!
Going Straight - sort of
BTW To avoid confusion Jaime Pressly is the girl from Earl, and not the psycotic girlfriend from season 2 of Dexter. That would be another Jaime - Jaime Murray. Ms Murray has not been involved in any criminal activity, but spends her time quietly, avoiding men and hanging with ex Dex castmate Julie Benz - *wink, wink*. Now don't go thinkin' about that too much or you'll get moist as a snack cake down there, or at least all mildewy!
