acting up, again and again
Charlie Sheen's life expectancy is dropping lower than Lindsay Lohan's! then again it's been a hectic 6 months for Sheen. Just to keep you abreast of Sheen related events, here's the score card:JAN 14, 2011 Sheen's boss @ CBS, Entertainment Head Nina Tassler tells the entertainment media in LA that she very concerned about Charlie, “This man is a father. He's got children. He has a family. So obviously there's concern on a personal level."
WEEKEND OF JAN 7, 2011 Sheen went on a Vegas bender with porn stars - his companions of choice - and didn't show for work. His agent Stan Rosenfield issued an official statement saying “Charlie Sheen arrived at work today and is there as I send this. Memo to Chicken Little: The sky remains in place.”
DECEMBER 2010 Charlie Sheen death rumours circulate via the internet. The stories claimed that Sheen had bought the farm in a snow boarding accident. His ex and current bestest pal Denise Richards (the same one who accused him of being a pill addicted paranoid pedophile during their messy bust up) set the matter straight by tweeting "He is alive and on his way over to see his daughters. Thank u all for your concern." That was less sarcastic than Mr Rosenfield.
NOVEMBER 2010 Sheen went wild in the Plaza Hotel. He trashed the room, causing 5000 or so in damage, and allegedly attacked his companion. Capri Anderson, another porn actress, claimed that Sheen got rough with her, and grabbed her by the neck. Sheen's lawyer covered for that claiming that Anderson was an unscrupulous whore, of the kind Sheen usually gets involved with, and was trying to shake down the actor for cash.
NOVEMBER 2010 Sheen files from divorce from his current ex Brooke Mueller. That stemmed from the Christmas Day Knife Fight when Mueller claims that Sheen was drugged out and drunk, got confused, and mixed her up with the turkey by putting a knife to her throat.
So Sheen has been a busy busy boy. Between his frequent liaisons with porn stars, and his frequent run ins with the law, Sheen watchers were asking 'what next?' Well the other show has dropped - Sheen has been hospitalized!
TMZ reported that Sheen was rushed to hospital early yesterday. According to the website Sheen was carted off on a stretcher @ about 7 AM with a towel over his face. He was rushed to Cedars Sinai and booked in. His parents rushed to the hospital, & Mr Sarcasm - the aforementioned Mr Rosenfield, issued another statement claiming that Sheen's hiatal hernia was acting up! Rosenfield didn't say whether or not the loud party Sheen was hosting (Neighbors - including a Real Housewives cast member, who phoned the police - claimed that young women were heard howling out Red Hot Chili Pepper songs through out the night) might have aggravated the hernia. Meanwhile sources inside the hospital were blabbing to TMZ that Sheen's condition "is serious".
Meanwhile other stories began to emerge. According to the usual internet sources Sheen started partying early on Tuesday. He started with heavy drinking. Then an associated showed up with a briefcase full of cocaine. That allowed Charlie and his guests - a business partner and a couple of porn actresses - to kick the good times up to the next level. That's when Sheen began smoking coke 'continuously'. Sheen then went on to entertain one of his guests with a three hour porn extravaganza in his screening room. The young lady - herself a porn actress, claimed that she was impressed by the depth of Sheen knowledge as he critiqued camera angles and body shots. Rosenfield responded to that rumor by saying "I can't comment because I have no idea if it's true. You choose to believe your source. I don't." What he lacks in credibility he makes up for in loyalty!
Now lets take an entertaining look back at Charlie and some of his more notable antics with The Young Turks!
Pull it together Charlie, because apart from the personal concern all those corporate Hollywood sharks are expressing; you're becoming an insurance risk. That means business! So if you can't "Just say no" as Nancy Reagan put it, at least consider safer sex & pass times. Like try switching from skin flicks to porno mags!
