Some sad news coming out of Britain by way of the National Examiner - Camilla Parker Bowles has gone 5150. Now it's been a rough month for Camilla. Just a little while back she and Charles were accosted by some rowdy protesters. The protesters were up in arms over tuition hikes which would make it practically impossible for ordinary British to pursue a higher education. So naturally they took to the street french revolution style. IN fact the peasants haven't been that over heated in that neck of the woods since Bastille Day. Anyway Charles and Cami take to the streets in their 77 Rolls at the same time. They paid the price for not having the good sense to lay low when protesters surrounded the car. Camilla got poked in the ribs when one young woman reached through the open window with a stickSo it was a bad time for Camilla to get the news that she recently got. Camilla had been expecting to ascend to the throne for years. Charles had been kind of leading her on in that respect too. IN a recent NBC interview when asked about the possibility of Camilla becoming Queen he responded "We'll see. Maybe". The Queen had other ideas and apparently recently told Camilla that she'll never be queen. To emphasis the point she's promoted young Kate Middleton up the social pecking order and above Camilla in the protocols. That means Camilla technically is required to curtsy in Middleton's presence.
Camilla didn't take that too well - in fact she had a nervous breakdown. According to insiders Camilla holed herself up in the washroom of Clarence House with a gin bottle. After awhile she began crying and shouting at the walls. Servants were afraid to enter until after the room fell silent, when they found Camilla passed out on the floor and chewing her own tongue. Camilla was strapped to a gurney - Britney Spears style - and carted off for treatment. Officialy she was taken to her private residence - Ray Hill House - to recover. Unofficially she was taken to a top secret mental facility were the Royals go when they turn wacky.
This shouldn't be too surprising. The Royal Family are harder on their women than the Kennedys. Diana herself reportedly went nuts a few times during her marriage to Prince Charles. Being a cold blooded reptilian doesn't come naturally to most people, who weren't born into it (and thank God we weren't) and some never get the hang of it. So observers might think that the Duchess of Cornwall has merely succumbed to an occupational hazard (and once that Young Kate might want to watch out for .
However Kate should do fine. Whereas Diana was a sensitive Cancer, Kate's a tough minded & ambitious Capricorn. So the gig shouldn't be too tough for her, unless she goes paranoid and turns Nixon or something "They're out to get me, because they're jealous of me - that's it!"). However if conspiracy theorists, like the late Dodi al Fayd's father, are to be believed, then maybe guilt is catching up with her. In case you're one of the half dozen people on the planet who hasn't heard about the Diana Conspiracies - here they are in a video nutshell.
A lot of people have their doubts about the Royal Family. That could be due to their lack of normal human emotion, their peculiar practices and customs, or even their alleged connections to the Illuminati (David Icke has done some great work on that). For a special look at Prince William's Illuminati ties head over to Area 51!
Now I that hand signal looks familar it's because you've probably seen it many many times before:
Now it looks bad but it's worse than it looks: not only is Barack Obama Illuminati, but he's also a Vulcan!
Coming soon to Wondertrash: Flaky diets & kooky cancer cures (and no it's not the coffee enema!)!
It tastes a little like asphalt - not that I go around eating asphalt, regularly. Be careful, because while it hasn't been proven to cure cancer, it does cause chronic constipation! Oh yeah, and Epsom Salts can cure depression (but it ain't as much fun as booze or weed)!
