Blake Lively Leaked Photos: Gisele Bundchen pisses off every woman in America!

gisele bundchen annoys millions of women by trying to subject their breast to the law

In case any one was wondering what Gisele Bundchen was going to do with herself now that her career as an overpriced clothes horse is drawing to a close - don't worry, she has a back up plan. It involves more than attending New England Patriots games too! Gisele has decided to try her hand at being a great big loud mouth!

Bunder's blunders

Sometime shortly after giving birth Bunders realized that she had something to share with the world - her opinion. She was was so sure that even though she's only been a mom for a few short months, she figured that she could help all those stupid bitches out there get it straight. So Bunders loaded up that great gaping yap of her's and then let fly - like a blunderbuss.

"There should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months."

Gisele started on an issue close to her heart and something that many women are bound to feel sensitive about - ~~boobs~~ motherhood. Bunders said in an interview that there should be a law forcing every woman who has recently given birth to breast feed for a minimum of 6 months.

"Some people here [in the US] think they don't have to breastfeed and I think, 'Are you going to give chemical food to your children when they are so little?"'

Bunders said some other stuff too ("Meditation prepared me mentally and physically. I wasn't expecting someone else to get the baby out of me") but it all boiled down to the same shit: "I am not only better than you as a woman, but also as a mother!" Naturally some broads out there took this as criticism or something. So the shit hit the fan. That had Bunders doing some frantic back peddling, on the advice of her managers (part of whose job it is to keep Bunders' great lumbering No 12 clod hoppers out of her mouth).

I can explain!

In a slightly incoherent blog statement Bunders explained that when she said that there ought a be a world wide law, she didn't mean to to imply that it should have anything to do with the law - or in Bunders own words "My intention in making a comment about the importance of breastfeeding has nothing to do with the law." Which is of course why she brought up the law, because it didn't have anything to do with what she was talking about. Well that was clarifying, or in other words "You can stop talking now, dear - so STFU!"

Naturally people are pissed but many want to give Bunders the benefit of the doubt. After all she's a model and most of them aren't Mensa material or anything. So maybe she just didn't know what the fuck she was saying. I'd buy that except that Bunders has on other occasions shown a steak of cattiness lurking behind that big dumb grin. When Tom Brady's ex Bridget Moynahan gave birth to her son John, Bunders publicly laid claim to the lad with words to the effect of "I don't care if he's already got a mother - the kid's mine! I've already got Moynahan's man so why shouldn't I have her son too?" Now that's not exactly ver batim, but the words were to that effect. She also sent Briget a baby gift basket with a mini "supermodel" T shirt included.

It's too soon to say if a pattern of hoof in mouth disease is developing. However one thing we know about celebrities is that they love attention. When they can't get it by taking their clothes off and posing for pictures, then some times they'll try and get it by shooting off their big mouths and becoming public nuisances. So Bunders may be moving on to Plan B - a career as an outspoken idiot and a thoughtless opinionated asshole.

If that's what she's got in mind then she should probably forget it. We've seen how well verbal diarrhea worked out for Megan Fox (man were her 15 minutes up quick!). Bundchen might even enjoy continued notoriety by taking up something related to the entertainment field. Perhaps even sports. With her stature and physique she'd be a shoe in at the Kentucky Derby. Besides a really strong bridle might even help her with that annoying verbal run on problem. Giddy up girl!