Tiger Woods' multi million dollar divorce from Elin Nordgrin is a done deal. Now that was only a matter of time ever since Tiger's sleazy secret sex life became public. Gossipistas will recall that the Woods story came to light over the course of a wild and wacky weekend in which a text message meant for Tiger got intercepted by Elin. That resulted in one of America's shortest getaways, a battered and toothless Tiger sprawled semi conscious across the front lane, and Elin trying to explain to CHP's why she was holding a bloody golf club in her hand. Oh yeah and Tiger's mother in law had a minor heart attack and had to be taken by ambulance to the hospital, after passing out in the bathroom.
After that Tiger's world unraveled as slut after slut after slut came forward repeating the same story of pills, cheap sex in expensive hotels, and Tiger lying to Elin so he could keep on keeping on behind her back. Elin wound up looking almost as ridiculous as Sandra Bullock. So naturally the divorce talk started. Tiger's worth upwards from 1 billion, and Elin was in line for a good chunk of that change.
For awhile it looked like they might patch it up. Tiger astonishingly persisted in playing golf - though now very badly. Elin released a statement that the divorce was on hold pending his performance in the Master's tournament. Naturally he screwed that up, and the divorce was back on. The only question was how fast would they get it done.
Well word has come out to day that they have finally got it done, and even now the ink is drying on the divorce papers. Reports have Elin cashing in to the tune of 100 mill to 750 mill. Meanwhile Tiger's income has dropped by as much as 100 mill. He lost 35 mill in endorsements, plus the rest in anticipates tournament winnings. There's just no such thing as safe sex.
