"Of course I do drugs! I'm fucked up right now!"
Anna Nicole Smith's drug use is common knowledge these days. Back before her untimely death it was an open secret. Rumours of drug use hounded the model through out her career. Many of these rumours were fueled by her frequent drunken and drugged up appearances in public. Anna Nicole always adamantly denied drug use. In the following short video interview Smith addresses the question of drug use with a "Who me?" type response. The odd thing is - Smith was obviously stoned while giving the interview! Just look:
Celebrities have probably done more to discourage illicit drug use than a whole army of Nancy Reagans and Dr Lauras could ever hope to accomplish. Now if only they could discourage the alarming plastic surgery trend!
Wow - Sly Stallone's mom looks just like Carrot Top. More like Carrot Top than her own son even! Perhaps that resemblances is from using the same plastic surgeon. What possesses the stars to get these horrible things done to their faces? It can't be because they think it makes them more attractive. They would have to be beyond delusional, and into vision impairment, to believe that. Perhaps it's just another version of celebrity personality disorder - Let's get which often involves both attention seeking and addictive behavior. Let's get Larry King's opinion on the matter.
We can only hope that Carrot Top returns to his senses before he winds up looking like Lisa Rina!
Rock the Casbah
Celebrities are people who will go to any lengths to stand out. Naturally everyone likes to have their moment. However you shouldn't stick out like a sore thumb to get it. If you must stick out like a sore thumb then you might wind up like Khurram Syed. He was a contestant on Canadian Idol, where he failed to impress judges with his Avril Lavinge Complicated cover. He made an impression on the public though. He also made an impression on the RCMP when he got busted as a member of a homegrown terrorist ring. When picked up he and his cronies had the ingredients for explosives, and were still trying to figure out how to put them together. At least he didn't let his CI experiences discourage him, or he might never have gotten his 15 minutes of fame.
Now that might have been pretty bad, but just think about it - if Hitler had received more encouragement as a painter we might have avoided World War 2! At least Khurram didn't do classic "Rock the Casbah" for his Canadian Idol number.
BTW speaking of celebrity sore thumbs keep your eyes open for next week's issue of the Pulitzer nominated National Enquirer! It's their "Spill the beans on Oprah" issue!
& from the non Pulitzer nominated competition:
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