CNN'S ANDERSON COOPER BEATEN IN CAIRO

Seriously why the fuck would you send a guy like Anderson Cooper to the middle of Egypt to cover a riot? I mean did you not think a pretty white boy would stick out among those jackals? Just another reason why CNN is falling behind FOX News and MSNBC for news. From my confidential sources I've been told Cooper enjoyed getting gang banged...I mean beaten up by a bunch of gorillas.