7 Simple Dares to fuck up your wedding
If you're halfway serious about entertainment gossip, then you're familiar with the antics of My Name Is Earl girl Jaime Pressly. By antics I mean stunts like pissing in the street and driving around loaded. Now this ain't stuff she did on the show we're talking about, but some wacky real life stunts. Her street pissing got caught on camera during her bridal shower. Before anyone could ask whether Bridezilla was marking her territory in an pre wedding estrogen frenzy, Jamie explained that she wasn't really peeing, it was from a water bottle placed beside her and out of camera range. Oh yeah and it was dare #7 on her bridal party dare list. Since that marriage is currently defunct I guess it wasn't worth the public urination stunt.flyin' high & DUI
As for the DUI - that involved Pressly blowing a 2.2 on the breathalyzer. That's Boris Yeltsin level drunk (Remember Boris? He was such an alchy that he got caught naked in a Moscow river after a bender - back when he was still running for Pres of that country. He claimed that it was an assignation attempt by his political enemies. Everyone in Moscow split their guts laughing at that - though some in the West almost took it seriously.). So she probably had no business behind the wheel of a car. She was so hi - allegedly - that she could've flown without benefit of a plane. Upshot is she got busted and of course plead not guilty. She's current out on $15 000 bail.
look out for an attack of the Starwhackers!
Well looks like Ms. Pressly has more to worry about then police spot checks. Word is out now that Jaime is in trouble with the IRS. Her trouble stems from about $600 000 in unpaid taxes. The bill breaks down to this: there was some confusion about Ms Pressly's 2008 taxes, so the IRS filed a $281,699 lien against her back in Sept. 2008. That didn't get paid (her stylist was handling it *wink*), so another lien of $260,370 got added to that back in Dec. Another lien of $95,080 got tacked on in June 21 (solstice day - do you smell the foul hand of the Illuminati at work?), perhaps just for cheesing of the IRS with her tardiness and giving everyone a hard time. Add those liens up and the total is trouble!
you know you're in shit when: Pressly's publicist could not be reached immediately for comment
It's hard to say (but easy to guess) what Ms. Pressly's personal problem is (next stop - rehab), beyond drunk driving and public urination; except to say that Pamela Anderson took more than a decade to get herself following Jessica Simpson down the path of blond perdition
Whatever her personal problems, Pressly has a serious financial problem. Her tax beef is on both state and federal levels. Federal is as bad as it gets. No matter how she's gotten there, though, she is in deep shit this time. The IRS has taken down celebrities before - Wesley Snipes and Willie Nelson; so they'd have no compunction about tossing a TV supporting actress from a defunct show into the slammer. They nailed Martha Stewart for less. Add that messy divorce from entertainment lawyer Simran Singh (divorce a lawyer and the next thing you know you're in shit with the government - go figure) - since they've only been married for a few months it can't be amicable, no matter what publicists say - and this could be one humdinger of a year for the Earl Girl.
