Sunday, January 2, 2011

The Prince and the Housewife

When Harry Met Cathy!

Catherine Ormanney is the star of Real Housewives of DC. She's also the wife of Newsweek photojourno Charles Ormanney - whom she is now in the process of divorcing. She was also a former acquittance of Prince Harry. Now the ex pat Brit has always been upfront about her Harry connection, or so everyone thought.

According to Cat she met Harry years ago, while hew as still and impressionable young royal and before she had matured into cougar status. She claimed that she met Harry in some night club or another and they spent the evening drinking talking and smooching until about 3 AM. Nothing happened and it was all very sweet. Her former housekeeper Monica Herrero has a different story.

According to Monica there was more going on between them then anyone - except her - realized. Monica was in a position to know because even though she was a lowely servant when every Catherine got excited she spilled her guts tot he help. This is gewtting kind of Usptairs Downstairs!

Anyway Herrero says that one Cat implied that she and Harry were pretty cozy. She even went further, showing the house keeper personal messages from HRH Harry in which he claimed he wanted to take Ormanney - then named Davis and bouncing back from a previous divorce - by the hand and take her around the world. So she was over the moon!

The plot thickens. Every so often a chauffeur driven car would pull up in front of the house. According to Herrero Ormanney's daughter would tell her that it was the car Prince Harry sent to pick up their mother. Now Harry is no doubt a great chap, but we can assume that he wasn't merely lending the single mom the use of the royal limo so that she could get her errands done.

Now with William about to wed Kate Middleton in the wedding of the century, Ormanney has been thinking about her past brush with royalty. She's even been asked about it a few times. She's had to answer questions like would she hook back up with Harry again is the opportunity presented it's self. Ormanney responded that "There's no way in a million years that anything is going to happen between us. But is was lovely to spend the evening with him - and be kissed by a prince!" That's reassuring. It shows that Ormanney at least has retained a basic grip on reality. As well it's a relief for those wondering just how far reality TV was gonna go. The world just ain't ready for Harry and Ormanney in a Prince & Showgirl type of TV show. That would bethe kindof dog and pony show where viewers might not besure which member of the pair was playing the back end of the horse!

Speaking of Real DC Housewives here's the latest picture of Mrs Robert Altman. It's taken shortly after he big 6-0, and you'll probably agree that she looks wonderful. BTW for everyone wondering who Mrs Robert Altman is - she's better known by her alter ego, Lynda Carter!




For those Gary Bell View From Space followers here's his latest broadcast. Enjoy & don't freak out!



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