Hawker meets gawkers - but something smells fishy
Have you ever wanted to smell like Pam Anderson? Well there's no need to go out and get a rub down with rotten sushi 'cause Pam will be appearing @ Sears in the Woodfield Mall, in the great state of Illinois, this very Saturday between 3-4:30 PM. In addition to meeting and greeting her fans, not to mention entertaining gawkers and passerbys, Pam will be hawking her new fragrance - Malibu. It has been previously mentioned that Pam is seriously broke and will now do anything for money, but has the situation really become this bad. She's due to appear on Dancing With the Stars this season and her low rent Sears appearance might cheapen that whole reality TV experience!
is this chicken or fish?
Roll up, roll up! - a rotten sushi rub down with just a hint of baby seal
I love the way the ad says that she will be celebrating her new fragrance. Celebrities don't demean themselves; it's a party and everyone's invited (although Sears seems like an odd place for a celebrity celebration)! Apart from a shaky grasp of the language, and the truth, the ad shows something about that celebrity mind set - they never know when to cut the bullshit. I just hope that this 'fragrance' wasn't animal tested, although now might not be the best time for Pammy to be high minded. There are no people like show people, God help us. At least she won't be debuting or premiering her new fragrance.
Update: Speaking of show people there's some fresh news on Naomi Campbell: yes a cell phone was involved in the alleged assault - that's consistent with Campbell's MO, and no the model will not be charged. She has better luck with the authorities than fellow Brit Peter Doherty! Plus the argument was over a man. The limo driver in question also drives Naomi's married Russian billionaire boyfriend. While being chauffeured about Naomi suddenly remembered that the guy was driving her boyfriend around last year. She had tried to recah them both by cell phone and there was no answer. Naomi was worried that the fellow was cheating on her and so confronted the driver. One thing lead to another and as so often happens when one thing leads to another for Naomi, she had to hot foot it from the scene of the crime. Her panicked reaction proved to be the wise movce in this case, since one of the excuses the cops are giving for not charging her is that there were no witnesses.
