Rogue Dick
When you take to gossip blogging there are some people you can't do with out. Like Andy Dick. On a slow news day he can be like 10 Lindsay Lohans on meth! You'll be sitting at your word processor all dejected and at a loss about what to write when suddenly you'll blunder across some Andy Dick story complete with outrageous conduct. Maybe he'll have groped a show girl, or scored coke in a bar parking lot and then split it with his date/paid escort. This time Andy pee'd in public! He did a lot more than pee, actually; and set a whole new level for celebrity out rage mania.He makes Charlie Sheen look like a droopy eyed armless child
The scene of the crime was down in Newport Beach. They have a little film festival down there. it's the kind of thing some towns do when they want to get on the entertainment map, attracted glitterati, and turn a fast buck. It's a good idea but they good folk of Newport Beach only made one mistake - they didn't read Wondertrash. If they had then they'd have known about their second mistake, and that was letting Andy Dick anywhere near the premises.
a dick you can't keep down!
Well like I say Dick did get in and when he did he made a fine spectacle of himself. Eyewitnesses and a festival co-founder saw an allegedly intoxicated Dick unzip his pants, expose himself, rub up against tables, enter a display booth, urinate on the backdrop (in the shape of a "Z" as in Zorro, I hear) and then pull it down and destroy it, reports RadarOnline, according to the Orange County Register. Sounds like the powers that be could've saved themselves much time and trouble if they'd just shipped Andy over to the middle east, as a kind of one man war on terror! This man dreams up mayhem like the illegitimate love child of Bruce Willis by Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Dick is cock of the walk at Newport Beach!
Naturally indecent exposure and public urination has lead to some ugly legal talk involving law suits. Not everyone has a taste for outrageous performance art ( and this guy might have Yoko Ono gasp for breath!). Seems that the Newport Beach people feel that Dick was more than a party pooper but was an expensive nuisance as well. So they want to make good on the deal by dragging him into court:
"Obviously, we need to recoup damages," said Todd Quartararo, festival co-founder and director of marketing. "It was a brand new booth that needs to be replaced. We are exploring legal options to recoup damages." Quartararo said Dick caused a couple thousand dollars worth of damage.
ticklish dickishness
Dick's been on a roll lately, since his most recent incident of dickishness was down in Texas. There he got in trouble for allegedly grinding his genitals on a man's head. Now that's a brave thing to do in Texas!
My personal choice for 2 1/2 Men!
Now let's take a look at a day in the life of Andy Dick! It's a day of blurry flashbacks and thinly disguised remorse.
