Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are in the middle of an on again off again divorce. That's a kind of sarcastic way of putting it so let's just say that they've had an eventful week. At the week's start there was a rumour going around that the power couple were decoupling in the form of a high powered celebrity divorce. After that tidbit had been circulating through the grape vine for 24 hours or do Eva people released an official statement that the rumours were bullshit. She and Tony were happier than ever and nobody had no plans about going no where. That brings us up to mid week. Now, with the week running out, it seems like there's some confirmation on the Longoria-Parker bust up rumours.The confirmation comes in the form of a young woman named Erin Barry. She's the wife of a former Spurs teammate of Parker's - Brent Barry. Apart from a Spurs connection the pair have something else in common too - text messages. There are 100's of 'em if the scuttlebutt is to be believed. They came to light in the worst possible Tiger Woods type way too. Eva found 'em. With that Eva went out and filed for divorce. Eva has denied filing for divorce, but such reliable sources as Sports Illustrated are going with the story - unofficially anyway!
This was a particularly stupid thing for Parker to do. For one thing he and Longoria married without benefit of a pre nup. Thatw as a major bone of contention between Eva and her future former mother in law back when she and the Spurs point guard got hitched in Paris a few years back. Tony's mom thought that a prenup was a must have form of marriage insurance. Her rational: Tony made way more money than Eva. Plus he had better long term prospects. Eva was a TV actress who's career was uncertain from one TV season to the next, whereas Tony was a world class athlete who could look forward to maybe 10 years in the game. That gave him a earning potential of several dozen times Eva's.Eva had a counter argument - they were gonna last forever. For one thing she's Eva Longoria. So no man could ever possibly leave her. Besides this was her very special day and she didn't want Tony's mom fucking up the festivities with her divorce talk. That's such a downer. So Eva laid down the law in the form of an ultimatum - "You can come to the wedding, but you gotta cut out the prenup talk!" Tony's mom tried another appeal to reason. Guess who won out?
So that has left our lovebirds working without an net. That's fine and well, as long as you don't trip up. With Eva's career in a terminal down turn, this could be a great time for her to cash in on this divorce thing. You can't say that the cunning little minx doesn't know what she's doing. As for Tony - you should'a listened to your mom! Still it could be worse. Gloria Allred could be horning her way into the act!
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what's on in the box?
This has got to be kind of embarrassing. Especially when you're Eva Longoria and have a certain reputation for sexiness to live up to. It might help to put things into some kind of perspective - like such as it could have been worse. "How could it have been any worse than it is?" you might well ask. I might well ask that myself and I'm an entertainment blogger! Just look at it his way - at least you're not Contessa Brewer!
"I'm a valedictorian - get me out of here!"
Slimey Hidey Hole
"What the hell is going on there?" you might well ask. It would be another excellent question. What's going on there is Contessa's coverage of the fall of Saddam Hussein. During the fun and frivolity of Bagdad's fall Saddam's hidey hole got discovered by some intrepid journalists. So what with things being as they were some one got the bright idea of getting Brewer to give ti a try. Getting locked in a box rife with a madman's funky scent just had to be the reason she became a journo in the 1st place (that would explain her time with Don Imus). I can just imagine some mischievous crew man saying out of microphone range "Hey Contessa, he must've whacked off plenty while he was in there!" Not like there was much else to do.
let me slip into something uncomfortable
Now the rationale behind that little stunt is obvious. Contessa is one hot babe with a reputation for heart stopping sexiness second only to Eva Longoria's. So some one probably got the bright idea that the whole story would be far more titillating if Contessa slipped into something more red, and then climbed into the stink box, damsel in distress style. To give Brewer credit she does seem unenthusiastic about the whole deal.
I can only give Ms Brewer the very same advice and consolation that I would to Eva herself - half assed platitudes! It could be worse. Besides Lynda Carter did that stuff all the time back on Wonder Woman. Of course when she got locked in boxes she was usually also bound and gagged. Kudos to Brewer for refusing to take it that far! Then again she was already in Al Capone's vault territory - so the stunt couldn't stand going any farther!
So that about clues everything up except for the outstanding question"What possessed Tony Parker to cheat?" He's got a hot wife and no prenup so if he found himself tempted the right answer should have been obvious - practice gun retention. "Brother get the rocket back in your pocket!" As usual cartoons have a certain insight to share on the human condition, and in this case Tony's motivation may have been something like this:
So remember to keep on trucking but give the old giggity giggity a rest long enough to come up for air, and to check in on Wondertrash!
