Saturday, June 5, 2010

This Year's MTV Awards promises to be socially awkward

So is anyone interested in these things? They will be Sandra Bullock's 1st 'post humiliation' outing. Everybody probably remembers what happened the last time Sandy appeared at an awards show. She thanked the little people who made it possible, she thanked the Academy for giving her the opportunity to wear them down, and she especially thanked her estranged husband, Mr Real, Jesse James.

Morgan Freeman wants his email address back

She claimed during that unfortunate speech that living with Jesse made her a better actress, Not surprising since as it turned out life with Jesse was pretty much a tissue of lies. The world found that out in an explosion of neo Nazi tattooed porn actresses. What followed was a media maelstrom. Sandy laid low, and eventually adopted; while Jesse went on a public mea culpa binge. He also started blaming his step family for making him a monster (they claimed he was like that when they got him), and trying to sell his jet - the one featured in the nazi photos, as a piece of pop cultural history! In fact he was so clumsy in his attempts to save himself that it had people, like me, asking how could this monkey stay a step ahead of a Sandra Bullock for so many years? Love is blind, not mentally retarded.

company in the hot seat

Anyway Sandy once again feels confident enough to venture out in the open without the fear that lightening will strike or anything. Many will be watching just in case it does. Others will want to see those Twilight kids. Pissy Krissy, or Kristew who has just done her "Me & my big mouth" apologies, over the rape remarks, will be there. Though it was in bad taste I'm sure no one was seriously offended, except for actual rape victims. Anyway it will be interesting to see if Krissy does any squirming.

peaking at the pecking order

Also the Twilight kids have pride of place, seated right behind Sandy, who seated front row center. Now that has watchers of the Follywood pecking order picking Twilight for a sweep! Watchers like Dana Ward from Clevver TV. I don't know whether she's been lurking around and noting the seating arrangement, but she might well be onto something.




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