Apr
24
Holy shiz! So much for being neighborly!
A 92 year old Florida woman was arrested last week on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon when she shot her next-door neighbor's house after he refused to kiss her!
According to local police, Helen Staudinger claims that she went over to Dwight Bettner's home on Monday, and refused to leave without a kiss from him. After arguing, Staudinger left without what she wanted, so she came back with a .380 semiautomatic pistol and fired four shots into his house!
Luckily, no one was hurt - but she did take out a window!
Bettner reveals:
"If my head would have been over just a little bit further, (a bullet) probably would have hit me in the back of the head. I've taken her trash out for her, just neighborly stuff. I guess she just took that as something else. I've got a girlfriend of my own."
Geesh! And this isn't even the first time the lady has acted out! She apparently tried to once strangle a woman she thought that he was dating!
Good lord! We'd say it's about time this guy finds a new place - and far away (Read more...)
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